Its formal name is Esplanade, but people like us simply call it Chowringhee. And Curzon Park in Chowringhee is where I stopped to rest when my body, weary of the day’s toils, refused to take another step. Bengal has heaped many curses upon the renowned Lord Curzon—it seems that the history of our misfortunes began the day the idea of splitting this green, fertile land of ours into two occurred to him. But that was a long time ago, and now, standing in the heart of Calcutta on a sun-battered May afternoon in the twentieth century, I saluted the English lord, much maligned by history. May his soul rest in peace. I also saluted Rai Hariram Goenka Bahadur, K.T., C.I.E., at whose feet were inscribed the words ‘Born June 3, 1862. Died February 28, 1935’.
You might remember me as the wide-eyed adolescent from the small neighbourhood of Kashundia who had, years ago, crossed the Ganga on the steamer Amba from Ramkeshtopur Ghat, clutching Bibhuti da’s hand, to gape at the High Court. That teenager had not only secured a job with a British barrister, but had also gained the affection of older colleagues like Chhoka da. Basking in the love showered upon him by judge, barrister and client alike, he had revelled in the role of the babu, the lawyer’s clerk, soaking up with wonderstruck eyes the beauty of a new world.
In the midst of the desert of poverty and penury, the kindness and benevolence of my English master was like an oasis, helping me forget the past, leading me to believe that this would last forever. However, with the ever-alert auditor of this world always on the prowl for mistakes, mine, too, were discovered. The Englishman died. For the wretched of the world like us, the slightest storm is enough to destroy the oasis. ‘Move again, onward march!’ was the order from the cruel commander of victorious Providence to the vanquished prisoner. Reluctantly, I hitched my battered and bruised mind on to the exhausted wagon of the body and started my journey afresh.
Onward, onward! Don’t look back.
I have only the road behind and in front. It is as if my tired and weary soul had found an unknown inn on Old Post Office Street for the night. With the first light of dawn, it was time to hit the road again. My fellow clerks at the High Court shed tears for me. ‘To lose one’s master at such a young and tender age!’ Chhoka da said. I hadn’t cried, though—not one drop. The bolt from the blue had vaporized my tears.
Chhoka da made me sit next to him and treated me to a cup of tea. ‘I understand,’ he said. ‘I understand everything, but this cursed stomach doesn’t. You’d better eat something.’
That was my last cup of tea on Old Post Office Street. Of course, Chhoka da tried to comfort me, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll get another job, here among us. Which barrister wouldn’t want a babu like you? It’s just that when you already have a wife, getting another one…they all have babus already.’
It isn’t like me to force my way into a conversation, but that day I butted in, ‘I can’t, Chhoka da. Even if I get a job I can’t stay in this neighbourhood.’
Chhoka da, Arjun da, Haru da—all of them were overwhelmed by my grief. A despondent Chhoka da said, ‘We couldn’t do it but if anyone can, it’s you. Get out while you can—we’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that at least one of us has managed to escape from this wretched maze.’
Bidding them farewell, I slung my bag, complete with lunch box, over my shoulder and set out. The melancholy sun in the western sky set before my eyes that day.
But then…what next? Did I have the slightest notion that life could be so ruthless, the world such a difficult place to live in, its people so cruel?
A job. I needed a job to live like a human being. But where were the jobs?
Matriculation certificate in hand, I looked up people I knew. They showed a lot of sympathy, even told me how devastated they were at the news of the sudden disaster, but they blanched at the mention of a job. Times were bad, the company’s financial situation wasn’t very bright. Of course, they’d let me know if there was a vacancy.
I went to another office. Mr Dutta from that company had once turned to me for help when he was in trouble. It was at my request that our firm had taken up his case gratis. But now he refused to see me—the bearer returned with the slip. Mr Dutta was very busy and had scribbled his regret at not being able to see me on the slip, adding that he would be too busy over the next few weeks to enjoy the pleasure of my company much as he would have liked to.
The bearer asked me to write a note. Swallowing my pride, I did. Needless to say, there was no reply.
I sent applications by the dozen. I wrote with details of my qualifications to people known and unknown, even to box numbers. Besides increasing the revenue of the post office they served no other purpose.
I was exhausted. I’d never saved for a rainy day, and whatever I had was nearly spent. Starvation stared me in the face. O God! Is this what was ordained for the last babu of the last English barrister of the Calcutta High Court?
Eventually, I got a job—as a peddler. Or, to put it more elegantly a salesman’s job. I would have to go from office to office selling wastepaper baskets. The company’s name, Magpil & Clerk, had echoes of Burmah Shell, Jardin Henderson or Andrew Yule. But the man at the helm of it all, Mr M.G. Pillai, a young man from Madras, had nothing besides two pairs of trousers and a tie—a grubby one at that. One dingy room in Chhatawala Lane served as his factory, office, showroom, kitchen and bedroom as well. M.G. Pillai had metamorphosed into Magpil. And Mr Clerk? None other than Magpil’s clerk!
The wire baskets were to be sold to various companies and I would get four annas per rupee as commission for every basket sold. To me it sounded like heaven!
But I couldn’t sell even those. Baskets in hand, I did the rounds of various offices, peering beneath the babus’ tables. Many of them asked suspiciously, ‘What are you looking at?’
‘Your wastepaper basket, sir,’ I’d reply.
How elated I was if it looked shabby. I’d say, ‘Your basket’s in a bad way, sir, why don’t you get a new one? Look, excellent product—guaranteed to last ten years.’
One day, the head clerk in an office glanced at the basket under his table and said, ‘Seems in good condition to me. It’ll last another year easily.’
I looked at him mournfully, but he couldn’t read my thoughts. I felt like screaming, ‘Maybe the basket will last another year but what about me? I won’t last another day.’
But in this strange city of Mr Charnock, you can’t say something just because you want to. So I left silently.
I even met westernized Bengalis in suits and ties. Tapping his elegantly shod foot, one of them said, ‘Very good. It’s very heartening that young Bengalis are going into business.’
‘Shall I give you a few, sir?’ I asked.
Pat came the reply, ‘Six, but don’t forget my share.’
Selling six baskets meant a commission of one-and-a-half rupees. Clutching the sales proceeds in my hand, I said, ‘This is what I make from six baskets, take whatever you think fit.’
Puffing at his cigarette, he said, ‘I could easily have got thirty per cent from someone else, but since you’re a Bengali, I’ll settle for twenty-five,’ and then proceeded to take the entire amount, after which he mourned the fact that our race possessed no semblance of honesty. ‘You’ve become quite a professional, claiming you don’t make more than one-and-a-half rupees from six baskets. Do you think we’re wet behind the ears?’
Too nonplussed to say anything, I left silently, wondering once again at this strange world.
Amazing! Wasn’t this the same world where I had once discovered beauty, respected people, even believed that God is to be found in man? Now I felt like an ass. Not even life’s blows had bestowed wisdom upon me—would I never learn? This wouldn’t do. I had to become cannier. And I did. I raised the price of a basket from one rupee to one-and-a-quarter, and unhesitatingly gave away one anna to any buyer who demanded his cut. I would keep a straight face even as I said, ‘I make nothing out of it, sir, it’s a very competitive market. I’m selling without a margin to survive.’
I felt no qualms about lying. All I knew was that I was alone in this self-seeking world. The only way I could make my way forward was through ingenuity and cunning. I knew I would never be an honoured guest in any of life’s joyous festivals. So I had to gatecrash. them It was then that I visited this office in Dalhousie Square.
It was the month of May. Even the asphalt on the streets seemed to be melting. The afternoon thoroughfares, as deserted as at midnight, shimmered in the light of a raging sun. Only a few unfortunate souls like me were on the move. They couldn’t afford to stop—they had to keep moving, hoping to run into some luck somewhere.
My shirt was drenched with perspiration, as though I’d just taken a dip at Laldighi, and I was parched. There were arrangements by the roadside for even horses to drink water, but not for us. Oh well, the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was not responsible for preventing cruelty to the unemployed, so they could hardly be blamed.
Spotting a large building, I walked in. There was a lift inside. I stepped in, panting. No sooner had the liftman shut the gates than he noticed two wastepaper baskets in my hand. One look at my face told the experienced fellow who I was. He threw the shutters open and contemptuously pointed to the stairs, informing me for good measure, ‘This lift is only for the officers and clerks. The company doesn’t pay me to service nawab bahadurs like you.’
Indeed, why should there be lifts for humble hawkers like us? For us there was the spiral staircase. So climb my way up I did, without complaining—not even to fate. This was the way the world worked. Not everyone gets a lift to go up.
It had been a bad day. I hadn’t sold a thing, but had spent three annas already: one on tram fare, another on a plate of alu-kabli, and then, no longer able to resist the temptation, in utter recklessness, one on phuchka. I knew I had done something grievously wrong, squandering one anna on a moment’s weakness.
Entering the office, I peered beneath the tables, and spotted baskets under each of them. A middle-aged lady seated at a desk near the door asked in an irritated tone, ‘What is it?’
‘Wastepaper baskets,’ I said in English. ‘Very good madam, very strong, and very, very durable.’
But the sales-pitch didn’t help. She waved me away and I stumbled out of the room on my tired feet.
On a bench near the entrance sat a doorman with a huge moustache and an enormous turban, chewing tobacco. He was dressed in a white uniform, the company’s name glittering on a breastplate.
He stopped me and asked how much I made from every basket I sold.
I realized he was interested. ‘Four annas,’ I replied.
He asked how much the baskets cost. I wasn’t a fool any more. I answered without batting an eyelid, ‘A rupee and a quarter.’
As he examined the basket closely, I spotted an opening and said, ‘Very good stuff, buy one and you can relax for ten years.’
Basket in hand, he walked into the office. The lady said, ‘I said we don’t want any.’ But the doorman wouldn’t take no for an answer. ‘Mr Ghosh doesn’t have one,’ he told her, ‘and Mr Mitra’s is broken, and the manager’s basket is very rickety. We need to keep a few in stock.’
Eventually, the lady relented. I got an order for six baskets at one go.
I practically flew back to Chhatawala Lane. Tying six wire wastepaper baskets together, I returned to the office. The doorman smiled at me.
Sending the baskets to the stores, the lady said, ‘Can’t pay you today. Have to draw up a bill.’
On my way back, the doorman grabbed me. ‘Got paid?’
He probably thought I was about to make off without giving him his cut. ‘Not today,’ I said.
‘Why?’ Rising again, he went straight to the lady’s table. His words bore the mark of vast experience. ‘He’s a poor man, madam, has to do the rounds of many offices.’
I was summoned. ‘Your payment’s been cleared,’ he told me triumphantly and, pushing a voucher across, asked if I could sign—if not, a thumb impression would do.
Seeing me sign in English, he joked, ‘My god, you actually signed in English!’
Money in hand, I came out. I knew enough of such doormen—I would now have to share the commission, but this time I had already taken that into account.
When he looked at me, I was ready, and held out one-and-a-half rupees. ‘This is my commission. Whatever you want…’
I hadn’t bargained for his reaction. He paled visibly, as if all the blood had drained from his face. I still remember how his tall upright figure shook, and the genial expression was wiped off his face. I thought perhaps he was not satisfied with the share. I was about to add, ‘I swear I don’t make more than one-and-a-half rupees on six baskets.’
But I was wrong. I had misunderstood him completely. Before I could react he thundered, ‘How dare you? I felt bad for you…you think I got them to buy your baskets so I could make something out of it! Ram Ram!’
I could not control my tears that day. All was not lost yet. The world was not devoid of all goodness, after all. Men like him still existed.
He made me sit down for a cup of tea. As we sipped our tea, he put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Don’t be disheartened, son. Have you heard of Sir Hariram Goenka, whose bronze statue stands before the governor’s house? He too had to struggle to survive. I can see the same fire in your eyes. One day you’ll be as great as he is.’
I looked at him, unable to hold back my tears.
Before I left, he said, ‘Remember that the one above always watches over us—stay honest and keep Him happy, don’t cheat Him.’
The memory of that day overwhelms me even now`. On this long road of life I’ve seen much wealth and an endless parade of splendour. Fame, status, influence, happiness, property, affluence—these are no longer beyond my reach. I’ve even had the opportunity of coming into close contact with those who are revered by society, those who create history, those who strive to better humanity through education, science, art, literature. But the unknown doorman in that unknown office in Clive Building is still the guiding star in my firmament. That tall figure remains an indelible part of my memory.
Bidding him goodbye, it occurred to me that though he had trusted me, I was nothing better than a liar and a thief. I had charged four annas extra for each basket. I had betrayed his trust. From Dalhousie I walked straight to Curzon Park in Chowringhee. Whether it’s people without offices to go to but anxious to get there, or people without a refuge but most in need of it, everyone stops by for a few moments’ rest at Curzon Park. Time seems to stop there—no hustle-bustle, no hurrying around, no anxiety; just a sense of calm. On the verdant grass, many vagrants slept peacefully under the shade of trees, while a pair of crows perched silently on Sir Hariram Goenka’s shoulder.
I silently thanked all those people whose generous donations had made Curzon Park possible, including Lord Curzon. And Sir Hariram Goenka? It seemed he was unhappy with me and had turned his face away. As I sat at his feet, my lips trembled. With folded hands I said fearfully, ‘Sir Hariram, forgive me, I am innocent. That foolish doorman saw shades of you in me, but believe me, I have no intention of insulting you.’
I have no idea how long I sat there. Suddenly, I realized that like a young clerk playing truant, even the sun had taken a look at the clock, shut his files, and gone home. I was the only soul sitting there.
What else could I do? I had nowhere to go.
‘Hello, sir!’ A voice startled me out of my reverie.
A man in trousers and a jacket, briefcase in hand, stood before me. The briefcase was unmistakable—it was Byron. If his sudden appearance had surprised me, he was just as astonished to see me dozing in the park. After all, he had always seen me in Old Post Office Street. ‘Babu!’ he exclaimed.
I haven’t yet forgotten our first meeting. I had been sitting in my chamber, typing away, when a man with a briefcase entered. His skin was like mahogany, but even this complexion had a sheen—just like shoes after they had received the four-anna treatment from the shoeshine boys at Dharmatala. In fact, his complexion was even darker than mine. (Sheer affection had led my mother to describe me as mid-hued!)
‘Good morning,’ he said, and promptly sat down without waiting for my permission, as though we were old friends. The first thing he did was to draw out of his pocket a pack of cigarettes, a brand which, even in those hard times, sold for seven paise a packet.
‘Try one,’ he said.
When I refused, he laughed loudly. ‘Don’t like this brand, eh? Very faithful, can’t leave someone you’ve loved once!’
At first I thought he was a salesman for that cigarette company, but just as I was about to tell him it was no use offering such pleasures to an ascetic, he spoke again. ‘Got a case?’
Case? It was we who accepted cases. Before I could reply, he said, ‘I’m available for any investigation, family or personal.’ After a pause, he added, ‘Any case, however complicated and mysterious, will be made as clear as daylight, as transparent as water.’
I shook my head. ‘I’m afraid we don’t have anything right now.’
He put on his hat and got up. ‘That’s all right, that’s all right. But no one can say when or where I might be needed. If not by you, perhaps by people you know.’
He handed me a card. It said: B. BYRON, YOUR FRIEND IN NEED. TELEPHONE:
There was no number. Just a blank space after the word TELEPHONE. ‘I don’t have a telephone as yet,’ he said. ‘But I’m bound to in the future, so I’ve left space for the number. I’ll get it. Eventually, I’ll get it all,’ he declared after a short pause. ‘Not just a telephone, but also a car and a house and a large office. You have no idea what a private detective can do if he puts his mind to it. He can earn more than the chief justice.’
Private detective! I’d only read about them. I must have devoured a thousand detective stories ever since I had set my eyes on the printed word. Had I applied the same sincerity and devotion to Jadab Chakraborty, K.P. Bose and Nesfield’s textbooks as I had to Byomkesh, Jayanta–Manik, Subrata–Kiriti, Blake–Smith and other famous detectives, I wouldn’t have been in such dire straits today. But all these years, these detectives existed only in my fantasies. Never for a moment did I imagine that they could be physically present, roaming around in this mortal world—that too in this city of Calcutta.
With great awe and reverence I requested Byron to sit, and enquired whether he would like some tea. He agreed readily, and drained his cup in a minute. As he stood up to leave, he said, ‘Don’t forget me.’
I felt rather depressed. Surely detectives didn’t have to go from door-to-door looking for cases! As far as I knew, it happened differently: The detective chats with his assistant over toast, omelette and a cup of tea in his south Calcutta residence, when the telephone starts ringing. A trifle irritated, he rises from his sofa to take the call. A voice, perhaps the daughter or widow of the slain raja bahadur pleads with him, ‘You must take up the Shibgarh murder case. Don’t worry about fees, we’ll pay whatever you want.’
Or, on a rain-soaked June evening, when a deluge descends on Calcutta, when trams and buses stop plying, when there’s no way of stepping out, a stranger clad in a dripping black raincoat bursts into the detective’s drawing room. Placing a fat cheque on the table, he starts recounting the thrilling tale of his mysterious past. Unruffled, the detective emits a cloud of smoke from his Burma cigar and says, ‘You should have gone to the police.’ Whereupon the stranger jumps up, grabs the sleuth’s hand and begs him, ‘Don’t disappoint me, please.’
And look at Byron. He was out himself, case-hunting!
With many unusual people frequenting the legal offices of Old Post Office Street, I thought I’d be able to help him—and taking up a case on my request, Byron would solve the mystery and earn nationwide fame. ‘Keep in touch,’ I said to him.
Byron did present his varnished countenance again at Temple Chambers. This time he was carrying some life insurance papers. I was worried at first, for, despite the short time I had been here, I’d been accosted by at least two dozen agents already. Looking at those papers out of the corner of my eye, I planned my course of action. He seemed to read my mind, though, for he sat down and said, ‘Don’t worry, I won’t try to sell you a policy.’
My face reddened in embarrassment. Without giving me a chance to answer, he said, ‘A detective has to be a chameleon. One of my disguises is of an insurance agent.’
I ordered a cup of tea for him, which he drained and left.
I felt rather sorry for him—I really would have loved to be of use. If only wishes were horses… But I couldn’t get hold of anything for him. I told Chhoka da, ‘If you have an enquiry to be conducted, why don’t you give it to Byron?’
Chhoka da said, ‘You don’t seem to be up to any good, young lad. Why are you rooting for that Anglo? Be very careful. Many a young man has gone to ruin under the influence of these Elliot Road types.’
I did not heed his advice. To Byron I said, ‘I feel bad. You take the trouble to visit me but I can’t find an assignment for you.’
He was an optimist, though, and said, laughing, ‘You never can tell who can help whom—at least, not in our line of work.’
It was on the strength of this brief acquaintance that Byron stared at my tired form in Curzon Park. ‘Babu, what’s the matter?’
I kept looking at Sir Hariram’s statue without replying, but he didn’t give up. He took my hands instead, probably guessing what the problem was, and muttered, ‘This is very bad, very bad,’ he said.
‘What do you mean?’
‘Be a soldier. Everyone has to fight to survive in this unfriendly world. Fight to the finish.’
Finally, I looked at him closely. His fortune seemed to have changed for the better. He was wearing a clean shirt and a pair of polished shoes. He went on with a homily on the value of life. Maybe he thought I was hatching a suicide plot.
Now, unsolicited advice is something I have never been able to stomach. I retorted somewhat bitterly, ‘I am aware, Mr Byron, that on the branches of that tree overhanging the stone-hearted Hariram Goenka, KT, CIE, many a troubled soul has attained eternal peace. You must have seen it in the papers. But don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything like that.’
Paying no attention to my philosophical reply, he carried on, ‘Cheer up, it could have been much worse. We could have been much worse off.’
A hawker came by selling tea. Cutting short my protests, Byron asked for two cups, then pulling out his diary, he said, ‘That’s one cup repaid. Forty-two to go.’
Sipping his tea, he asked, ‘Do you have a clean suit?’
‘At home,’ I said.
He jumped with joy. ‘Then there’s nothing to worry about. It’s all God’s will—why else would I have run into you today?’
I had no idea what he was talking about. ‘You will,’ he said. ‘All in good time. Do you suppose that I had that woman from Shahjahan Hotel figured out right away?’ He stopped talking and looked at his watch. ‘How long will it take? For you to go home, put on your suit and come back here?’
‘Where do I have to go?’
‘All in good time. For now, just come back here, below Sir Hariram Goenka’s statue, in an hour. Ask the questions later, hurry up now. Quick!’
Even now, I marvel at how I got back from Chowringhee to Chowdhury Bagan that day. In my hurry I stepped on several toes in the bus. The passengers protested, but I was oblivious—I was even prepared to put up with a few blows and kicks.
By the time I had shaved, donned my one and only suit and returned to Curzon Park, it was 7.30. Night on Chowringhee had taken on the form of a temptress. In the blinding glare of neon lights, Curzon Park looked an altogether different place—unrecognizable from the Curzon Park of mid-afternoon. It was as though a perennially unemployed young man had suddenly got a thousand-rupee job and had taken his girlfriend out on a date.
I am not particularly fond of poetry, but some lines I’d read long ago came rushing back. It was the same Curzon Park that had inspired Samar Sen to write:
After ages of snowbound silence
The mountain desires to be May’s missing clouds.
So at spring in Curzon Park,
Silent like rain-drenched animals sit
Groups of arch-bodied heroes
Razor-sharp dreams in melting melancholy are dreamed
By groups of men in the Maidan from wasted homes
At the invitation of French cinema, at the hint of a phaeton
Clouds bloodied in a mining fire, sunset comes
I could feel that in my fresh suit I no longer looked like an unemployed wretch. As if to prove me right, a masseur came up to me and asked, ‘Massage, sir?’
When I said no and moved on, he sidled up even closer and muttered, ‘Girlfriend, sir? College girl, Punjabi, Bengali, Anglo-Indian…’ The list might have become longer, but by now I was running hastily to meet Byron. Maybe he had got tired of waiting and left, maybe I had lost a golden opportunity forever.
But no, he hadn’t gone away. He was sitting quietly at Sir Hariram’s feet, his dark frame merging into the night, so that his white trousers and shirt seemed to be preserving the modesty draped over a phantom.
Spotting me, he rose and said, ‘I must have smoked at least ten cigarettes since you left. And with each puff I couldn’t help thinking that all of this has turned out for the best—for you as well as for me.
Leaving Curzon Park, we passed the statue of Sir Ashutosh to our left and walked along Central Avenue towards Shahjahan Hotel.
I was filled with gratitude for Byron. I hadn’t been able to help him at all during my days at Old Post Office Street; it suddenly struck me that I hadn’t even tried hard enough. I knew so many attorneys, after all—they would have found it difficult to turn down a request from the English barrister’s babu. But to keep my self-respect intact, I hadn’t asked anyone for a favour. And today Byron was my benefactor.
‘That’s Shahjahan Hotel,’ he pointed out from a distance. ‘Your job’s guaranteed. Their manager can’t refuse me.’
I looked at the most famous of Calcutta’s hotels. Around twenty-five cars were parked in front of the gate, and more were coming. Flaunting nine or ten decorations on his chest, the doorman stood proudly, occasionally advancing to the portico to open a car door. A lady in an evening dress stepped out daintily, a gentleman in a bow tie behind her. Rounding her painted lips as though burping, she said delicately, ‘Thank you.’ Her companion had materialized in front of her by this time. He held out his hand and, taking it, she walked in. The doorman took the opportunity to click his boots and salute in military fashion. The couple’s heads also moved a little, like clockwork dolls, in response. Then the doorman spotted Byron and with utmost humility offered a double-sized salute.
Even to this day, I never cease to be amazed at the thoughts that went through my mind as I crossed the hallowed portals of that awe-inspiring (replaced: awesome) hotel. Thanks to my previous employer, I had had the opportunity of seeing many a pleasure garden; a few hotels too. But Hotel Shahjahan—it was a class apart. It was incomparable. It wasn’t so much a building as a mini township. The width of the corridors would put many roads, streets and even avenues to shame.
I followed Byron into the lift, and then out of it, with not a little trepidation. The May evening seemed to have a touch of December about it. I no longer remember how many corners we turned, but I am certain I could never find my way out of the labyrinth alone. Eventually, he stopped before a door.
The liveried bearer standing outside said, ‘Sir got back a short while ago from kitchen inspection, he’s had his bath and is resting now.’
Byron wasn’t put off. Running his fingers through his curly hair he smiled at me and told the bearer, ‘Tell him it’s Mr Byron.’
It worked like a charm. The bearer came out in no time and said, bowing low, ‘Enter, please.’
Nothing had prepared me to see the all-in-all of Shahjahan Hotel, Marco Polo, in this fashion. A sleeveless vest and tiny red briefs tried in vain to cover the essentials of his manly body. Not that he was bothered by the lack of clothing—he looked as though he was lounging by a swimming pool.
Spotting me, though, he jumped out of his bed in alarm and muttering ‘Excuse me, excuse me’ ran towards the wardrobe. He quickly took out a pair of shorts, put them on, slipped on a pair of sandals and turned towards me. There was a thick gold chain round his neck. It had a black locket with something inscribed on it. His left arm sported a huge tattoo, and so did his hairy chest, part of it peering out from behind the vest.
I’d expected Byron to open the conversation, but it was the manager who spoke first. Pushing a cigarette tin across, he asked, ‘Any luck?’
Byron shook his head. ‘Not yet.’ He paused and added, ‘Calcutta’s a mysterious city, Mr Macro Polo. Much bigger than we think.’
The light in Marco Polo’s eyes died out. He said, ‘Not yet? Then when? When?’
Another time, I’d have smelt a mystery in this exchange and become curious. But now I wasn’t interested. Even if all of Calcutta went to hell, I wouldn’t care—as long as it meant a job for me.
Byron read my mind and broached the subject. Introducing me, he said to Marco Polo, ‘You have to give him a job in your hotel, he’ll be very useful.’
Marco Polo gestured helplessly. ‘Impossible. I have rooms to let in my hotel but not one chair—we’re overstaffed.’
I was prepared for this answer—I’d heard it many times before, and would have been surprised not to hear it once more.
But Byron didn’t give up. Twirling his keys around his finger, he said, ‘But I know you have a vacancy.’
‘Impossible,’ shouted the manager.
‘Nothing is impossible—there is an opening, you’ll hear about it tomorrow.’
‘What do you mean?’
‘I mean advance news—we get a lot of news beforehand. Your secretary Rosie…’
The manager was startled. ‘Rosie? But she’s upstairs.’
With all the solemnity of all the detectives I had read about, Byron said, ‘Why don’t you find out? Check with your bearer whether the lady was in her room last night or not.’
Marco Polo still refused to believe Byron. ‘Impossible,’ he said, and shouted for bearer number 73.
Number 73 had been on duty the previous night, and was on again that evening. He had barely perched himself on his stool when the manager’s summons came. Certain that he had committed some blunder he came in, quaking in terror.
The manager asked in Hindi whether he had stayed up all of the previous night.
Number 73 said, ‘As God is my witness, I was awake all night, didn’t shut my eyes even once.’
In reply to Marco Polo’s query, he admitted that room number 362 had been locked from the outside all night—he had seen the key hanging from the board.
With a faint smile Byron said, ‘At precisely the same time last night, room number 72 of another hotel in Chowringhee was locked on the inside.’
‘What do you mean?’ asked Marco Polo apprehensively.
‘I mean that it wasn’t just Rosie who was in the room but someone else as well. And I know him rather well—a client’s husband. Of course, I am not supposed to know all this, but Mrs Banerjee had engaged me for a fee. I submitted my report today on how far he has gone. No hope, I told her. This evening your assistant and Banerjee have made off by train. The bird has flown. So you might just as well put this young man into that empty cage.’
The manager and I were both thunderstruck. Byron laughed loudly. ‘I was on my way to you,’ he said, addressing Marco Polo, ‘with the news when I met my friend here.’
After this Marco Polo couldn’t say no. But all the same he warned, ‘Rosie hasn’t quit; if she returns in a couple of days…’
‘Get rid of him then if you like,’ said Byron on my behalf.
The manager of Shahjahan Hotel agreed. And I got the job. It must have been written thus by the gods in the ledger of my fate.
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I did not know about the Bengali novel when i got this translation as a gift. And once i started reading it, I could not put it down.